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I was born in Puerto Rico. When I was seven, I came to America. We immigrated to Hialeah. When I was a little boy, my dad took me to a Marlins game. In the parking lot, I saw a Cuban man kick four guys' asses using just his big toe and a crogueta. At that point, I knew I wanted to train martial arts. By the time I was 18, I got my third degree, Cinta Negra, from Master Miguel Minguez. Come here. Let me show you the move I taught Anderson Silva. See that? That's his neck exposed. I also taught him the front kick. Before, he only knew the side kick. Have a seat. Let's spar today, guys. Why is it taking so long to weigh it out? Damn, I'm trying to get this thing to read to eight. Let me know when you read to eight. Let me help you now. Take a look. Look, she's hot. Don't say. You're watching cam soda? Do you like what you see? What you feel? Yeah. Like that? Do I stroke your cock like that? Do you like your heart? Do you like that? What's your number? 15. What's yours? 16. I got 17. What does this mean? Now serving 15 You did a great job today Rico a little trading on retaliate against us make sure you keep Dolly safe Every great warrior is also a scholar a poet and an artist and a poet You said poet twice, you know it. He's already bored. We finally back to here You're not taught. All right Where's Rico? Hey, I'm talking to you. Where's Rico? Well, let's see here. Okay, oh my. Well now. Sir, do the honors here. We're gonna talk. You're gonna talk? I don't see anything. Oh, look at this one. Oh, she's a tough girl, huh? See you here. Yeah, all right. Here, I do it. Hold their nose. Yeah, was that the arm? Huh? You wanna talk now? No? Yeah. I'm not bad now. That's the problem. Can you breathe? No. You wanna talk? Where's Rico? He's a tough one, this one. Hey, let's hit the chalkboard next. Let's see how she does with that. You go get it. Yeah. Yeah. Now, it's a chalkboard. And no one can stand this. Yeah son, you getting caught there? Huh? You getting tap us every week though, either? You like that? Yeah, I don't like that though, son. You getting a talk? Show up. You gonna talk or not? Show up, baby. What else? This no guess? Give me the jump, Jigs. Last chance. You see what we're doing? Huh? See this? Well, I know where these are gonna go. I'm gonna do these myself. Huh? You gonna talk? You gonna tell us where Rico is? Give us one last chance, baby. One last chance! You see what I got? Give it to her. Alright. You wanna tell us where Rico is? God! She's a pro. She ain't gonna talk. This is useless man. I'm wasting our time. That's it. Let's leave her here and go. Get out here. We tried. We tried our best. It's never nothing good to watch. Are you tired of getting caught? Whacking your willy? Eating your meat? Spanking your monkey? By your mom? Your dad? Or even your little sister? Oh no. How embarrassing. 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Oh, what the fuck? What are you doing? Oh, oh, oh. He's trying to break in. Huh? Wait. Well, why don't you just go ahead and whip this dick out then? Oh, she did it. Don't get nuts. Let's get a little closer now. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh my god Now this is perfect, this is perfect time. This is perfect time. See, we gonna get in there and we'll show you what to low lie and to really do. Oh shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. My hope, too, was a jerk. The robber don't run out, huh? I took every drop. It's the most epic sale of the year at Horatio's Hoverboards. Oh, yeah. We'll get you moving at Horatio's. Wanna go for a ride? Are you ready? What's up? It's been captured. I'm gonna go get her. Careful, Dolly. Your shoelaces untied. Man, babe. Look at Dolly. Getting that working. Oh, come on. She left all that. Can I get on the bike? Oh yes please please don't stop I'm gonna go please don't stop right there You like that, Polly? That's really bad, honey. She says she likes it. She's pussy-soaking. You like it when I play with Polly? Yeah? A hot load on my pretty little bush. Yeah, I'm gonna be a little cum slut. Yeah? You wanna let me taste that hot load? Yeah? I feel like a hot fucking bush. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you don't want to put a cum on me. It's gonna be so fucking juicy. Yeah. Oh yes, please. Please come for me. I'm gonna have your lashes fucking dry. Yeah. Look at that. I'm looking fucking juicy. Please give me your lashes dry. Oh my god, yeah. I still wanna taste it. Ew. I gotta go say Dolly Nothing's gonna get in the way of getting Dolly Like I said, I gotta go say Dolly I haven't thought in years it'll be so easy to kick your ass Dolly's really picking up Kadima pretty fast For you more lessons to get the hang of it. It's all about staying less, but your flexibility is coming on all nicely. Ladies, come get some grub. Thank you. Hey there, darling. Delicious. A little heavy on the pepper, Rico. I mean, that's weird. You should be crying. Ladies, come over here and see if you can get a single punch off on me. Throw it like you mean it, Kelsey. The body cannot live without the mind. Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing the room. The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now in this very room. Blow like water, be moldable, be zen, be a poet, you know it. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. I know come true. You're so funny. I'm so young. I'm getting it out of here. Hey, it looks like Dolly's picking up a new sport. Go Dolly! Ladies, come help me out, I'm stuck! Oh, oh! What happened? Fuck! Hold on, I got an idea! Hurry up! Oh, yeah! Damn! Oh, fuck yes! You ladies always have my back. Dolly said she wanted to practice some backflip moves. Okay. Now it's your turn to move. Damn, Dolly, you're really stepping up that game, girl. All that practice at the tramp park is really paying off. I feel like the world would be a better place if people just did a lot more tramp. You just go there and bounce for hours. It really helps you with balance and squeeze out turtle heads. I'm all about that tramp life. Damn, it looks like Dolly's way out there. We might have to go help her. Oh yeah, there sh